On the way to school in the van.
Me: "Are you guys nervous at all?" (me feeling nervous for them)
Maddux: "I'm not nervous at all. I'm Happy!"
Jadyn: "I'm nervous. I have a stomach ache. I think I need to go pee again, but I just went."
Me: "Are you excited at all too?" (me trying to change the subject)
Maddux: "I am!"
Jadyn: "I am a little. I just don't want to have to sit by Cooper. He is the worst kid in the school!!! He is soooooooo annoying! He does this. OOOOO. AAAAAAA. OOOOO. AAAAAA. All the time!"
(me laughing and feeling amused)