-"mom im going to give you five seconds to turn my movie on 1, 2, 3, 4, 5."
pause then "mom you need to go take a time out."
-maddux sneezes and "maddux nooooooooo, remember that doggy that ate his boogers and died. mom mom maddux is eating his snot."
-"maddux watch me! hey maddux! maddux! maddux!" and then with tears in her eyes "mom, maddux is just being so so mean to me"
-"k how about this i can get the blue and the pink one if be really really good."
-"you can too wear socks with capris and sandles, see i have a pink shirt on and pink socks, so that matches"
-"so the easter bunny lives in heaven with heavenly father thats why you never see him"
-"aunt jessica is kind of like a mommy but she belongs to grandma valorie"
