All I want for christmas

Its happened. I remember when I was younger and my mom would ask for things like frying pans for christmas. And I thought if I ever get to that point where I ask for things like that, then that would mean my life is very sad. I want a washer and dryer and thats probably worse than a frying pan. But look at these high effeciency machines. They are sweet! And they come in a stylish blue. I want them! I want them!