Just yesterday I was dating this guy.
And then suddenly I was wearing one of these.
The next thing you know I have a beautiful baby in my arms.
And then a handsome baby in my arms.
Too make 2 of these. I think they're called kids.
And Bam. All in that same day I added another one.
So I am thoroughly confused at how exactly it is that I am going to have a 5 year old. Even more thoroughly confused and depressed that my baby is 1.
