Jadyn
"mom you were right!"
me: "about what?"
"bodey is the cutest baby in the whole world" "remember i wanted a girl and you told me he would be the cutest baby in the whole world, you were right"
"mom are you sure mermaids aren't real?"
me: "ya"
"are you really, really, really sure?"
"mom, you know how Alex is allergic to m&m's, and they make him itchy."
me: "ya"
"did you know im allergic to mosquitos?"
maddux
" if i pick up my train, you stop yelling at me?"
he's getting a haircut, he looks up and tells the lady "sometimes when i get my hair cut, it makes my bum itchy."
"daddys been at work forever, forever, forever, forever, forever........"
